I decided to do a little post about Goth Problems...because the struggles are real.
1. Getting candle wax on ALL THE THINGS.
Wax on the dresser, wax on the sink, wax on my books...WAX.
2. Getting black lipstick on ALL THE THINGS.
It smears like a vengeance and ends up on every surface. Like your face (nowhere near your lips.) and anything you have eaten or thought of eaten.
3. Being a blonde and having a hatred filled relationship with black dye.
*Dyes Hair* *Roots pop up mysteriously* WHY?!
4. Blacks never match.
Ah the beauty of many hues of black. First washed black, never washed black, and borderline grey.
5. Not knowing how to do "no makeup-makeup"
What? I can do lovely smokey eyes...that does not count? Screw it I will just go out in no makeup.
6. Not enough Hallowen themed things.
One does not simply have one Halloween themed item. I have 49309 jack o lantern themed things in my house...but I need more!!!!
7. Hello Halloween...goodbye money.
See number six.
8. When BDSM or Gothic architecture is mentioned, all eyes are on you.
*sinks into chair*
9. The felling of supiriority when you have to wear all black at a job.
*victory dance* I don't have to buy new things!!!
And last but not least.....
10. The fact that your closet is one big black hole.
Literally. It all merges together into one big blob. I need a flashlight to find a shirt...*sigh*
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| New Necklace! I NEED a glow in the dark skeleton necklace. |
Hah! I love this post! Although admittedly I don't have all those problems, I do have a few of them. Some suggestions...
ReplyDelete#3 The blonde hair/black hair dye dilemma: I gave up on black hair when I realized that my skin tone does NOT look good with pretty much any shade of black, but it DOES look good with red, and the roots aren't all that noticeable for quite a while. Perhaps doing some random streaks of black would look fine on you, giving you black accents without the roots thing?
#1 Candle Wax: Sometimes you just have to use dishes/plates/cups/candle holders to put under the candles, but they don't have to be those boring cutesy ones. I've got heavy cut crystal ones, and also some interesting ceramic ones. They can be VERY goth, add tons to the creepy decor, AND keep the candle wax where it belongs.
#8 BDSM: Just smile darkly and say, "I'll never tell..."
Number seven will be my demise!
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